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Anthropologist Sends Kraft President To Observe Gays

Jan 20 2010

Dr. Morgan Gerard, an anthropologist hired by Kraft Canada to do market research, has sent the company president to Ontario to personally observe a gay family.

Gee, I’m part of a more complex and interesting demographic than I thought. Only corporate-funded anthropology research can fully unlock the enigma surrounding how often we gay people buy Oreos.