Bishop Leaves Canada Over Gay Marriage
Don Harvey, an Anglican bishop, has become so distraught over gays being able to marry in Canada that he has decamped the country entirely. His destination: Southern Cone, a province in South America where gay rights are presumably unlikely to advance for several hundred dozen fiscal years.
Oh Don, whatever shall we do without you?
In related news, a choleric 7-year-old from Manitoba has run away from home after her parents insisted she eat her vegetables.