Combating bigotry the gayest way I know how.

  • Home
  • About
  • Archives
  • Resources

Catholic School Boots Preschooler For Having Gay Parents

March 8, 2010

Sacred Heart of Jesus, a Catholic school in Boulder, Colorado, has kicked out a student after a year of preschool for having lesbian parents.

While an anonymous staffer revealed that the school itself is furious with the decision, the archdiocese is quite content with themselves. In an official statement, they said that booting the child from classes was simply a board-wide policy: “No person shall be admitted as a student in any Catholic school unless that person and his/her parent(s) subscribe to the school’s philosophy.”

Punishing children with expulsion because of the sexual orientation of the parents may be malicious, uncaring, and very un-Jesus-like, but, hey, that’s Catholic schools for you. As a private institutions they’re likely well within their right to behave as unethically as they like.

Not a very good place to send a child, come to think of it.

I managed to survive my entire gradeschool education in the Catholic system, but it wasn’t pretty. Who knew that escaping that awful institution could have been so easy? If only I pretended my parents were gay!

  • Catholic school boots student with gay parents [Associated Press]
  • Gay couple’s child denied re-enrollment at Catholic school [9News.com]
  • Proudly Canadian

    Canadian Flag and Pride Flag
  • The Trophy Shelf

    The Trophy Shelf

    Thanks to readers like you, Slap has been voted the Best GLBT Blog in Canada at the Canadian Blog Awards for the fifth consecutive year!

  • Follow Slap on Twitter

    Follow me on Twitter
  • Become a Fan on Facebook

    Become a Fan on the Slap Facebook page.
  • How to Slap

    Slapping Directions
    1. Find a kooky bigot
    2. Extend your arm and form a firm slapping hand
    3. Slap upside the head

    Disclaimer: Slap Upside The Head only deals in metaphorical slaps. Real slaps should be administered only after obtaining notarized written permission from the slapee.

Canadian Flag Pride Flag

© 2019 Slap Upside The Head