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August 16, 2006

This Just In

Gee whiz, give a guy a microphone and you think you’d expect something different from time to time, no?

Justice minister Vic Toews (who doesn’t seem to have a firm grasp of justice) has once again re-stated his previous re-iteration that he will still not be supporting equal marriage when it comes before parliament in the fall… again.

After the vote to revoke same-sex marriage inevitably fails, I’m told he will simply re-run his hysterical world-has-been-thrust-into-chaos sound bytes to save energy. Can’t be too conscientious, after all—what with global warming and such.

  • Toews firm on same-sex marriage [Canada.com]

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